weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

Weep Womp

A reaction to anything slightly to severely unfortunate

"Damn, my speeding ticket cost me $160"
"Weep Womp"

by Gangsign October 3, 2023