A person who is willing to stand up for human SHIT.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Someone who is willing to prove human SHIT IS THE TASTIEST and most AAFFECTIONATE. (A)NAL (A)LAN
Help SHIT IMMENSELY by exorcising bad human company away from SHIT.
YOUR greatest FRIEND IN THE WORLD.
The SHIT KILLERS if you PISS SHIT OFF.
FARTS
The most catastrophic bicycle and auto accident.
Overheating your conversation as you said SHIT STINKS as of being SHIT DEFENDERS I will tell you SHIT SMELLS GREAT and not only that SHIT IS GOOD at EVERYTHING so watch what you say about SHIT!!!!
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
I will vouch as SHIT DEFENDERS as I WILL EAT SHIT to show you SHIT is the tastiest and affectionate as I am going to get a good STOMACH FUCKING as SHIT DEFENDERS .
As a matter of course SHIT DEFRENDERS knows 666 is there when SHIT has the wrong human company and SHIT DEFENDERS is always there to clear out the bad 666 influence away from SHIT.
CHRISTOPHER I am very content you are standing up for SHIT as the SHIT DEFENDERS would not have it any differently.
If you get the SHIT DEFENDERS angry they may send the killer AMOEBAS your way so always be nice to SHIT and EAT SHIT with a heart HEARTY.
Look in the TOILET as lots of beautiful SHIT DEFENDERS as you can smell the FARTS.
If you look at this aftermath of this bicycle and auto accident you can clearly see the SHIT DEFENDERS as both vehicles lost them due to the tremendous high speed impact.
by METE MEAT MEET May 24, 2021
Get the SHIT DEFENDERSmug. Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord
by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021
Get the Plant Pot Defendermug. In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.
by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025
Get the Defending the hoselmug. One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
Get the Defender of the Holylandmug. Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
Get the Statue Defendermug. Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
Get the Why defend bad peoplemug. The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.
by Jess5755 August 26, 2022
Get the Defendermug.