Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

surging sanders

"When you come/cum out of nowhere", originally referring to 2016 US presidential candidate Bernie Sanders suddenly narrowing his popularity poll gap significantly with fellow Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
(Definition popularized by Trevor Noah, host of the Daily Show, January 2016)

I was starting to go limp and thinking of pulling out, but then I suddenly performed a surging sanders, and instantly my sperm was leading in her polls!

by Leif Greane May 9, 2016

surging sanders

1) One who cums out of nowhere.

2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.

Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.

by livndiebtbooty May 1, 2016

Surging Sanders

"It's when you come out of nowhere."

A reference to the U.S. 2016 presidential campaign of Bernie Sanders, an "unlikely candidate"who performed above odds and expectations.

The reference was first made as a provocative punchline on Comedy Central's The Daily Show.

This dirty joke and definition is proudly dedicated in to the inspirational tale.

My girlfriend loves Surging Sanderses, but she gets pissed whenever I do it. Double standard, much?!

Bernie Sanders 2016

by Mr.Anthropy May 8, 2016

surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere to disappoint a woman

The guy I was with last night pulled a surging Sanders 30 seconds in.

by dewey-defeats-truman April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.
(Coined by Trevor Noah, of The Daily Show)

Despite Clinton reaching 112 million dollars, she's worried about a surging Sanders.

by CocoaPowder April 25, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016