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spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.
A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.
by sec fan October 5, 2005
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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).
Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim
by fandango8 March 5, 2008
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Spartans

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.
by ahhdammit November 11, 2010
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spritanium

Noun: 1. A titanium robot whom enjoys spriting. 2. A lubricant used for sodomizing penguins.
Adjective: A term used to describe someone as exceptional.
Noun: 1. That Spritanium sure is awesome! 2. Eww, this spritanium is sticky.

Adjective: That guy over there is freaking spritanium, dude.
by Spritanium December 27, 2007
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Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.
"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013
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