Rule Shark

In the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game, a rule shark is a fucking douchebag who knowingly tries to confuse their opponents into mistakes by questioming obvious card interactions and bitching about completely legal interactions and mechanics to try and swing the game in their favour. Basically a cunt who saps whatever life and fun is left at an event.

Example
Player: During your Draw Phase, after you've drawn your card, I activate my monsters Quick Effect.
Shark: Too late, the draw phase has already passed as soon as i've drawn my carf.
Player: thats BS and you know it you fucking faggot. Stop being such a Rule Shark.

by Dark Night Enforcer July 12, 2016

Rule Sus

anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it

Hey I can see a crewmate in this image isn't it called rule sus

by Chico The Bird March 6, 2021

rule swap

The changing of gameboard rules like adding another game board piece that doesn't normally belong there to create I different game with a different experience.

When my friend and I get board of the same board game we try to rule swap it with another board game to have more fun!

by LaDodgers360 June 12, 2016

Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.

Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.

by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025

Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010