Toilet pliers

When you need to escape granny’s house but she keeps her pliers in the shitter.

Duddy: “Now why on earth in the toilet are there pliers?”
Duddy: “I could probably use these to cut the blue wires.”
Random guy: “I love toilet pliers and dick in my ass.”

by Xx_toilet_plier_lover_xX March 24, 2026

late night painers

Late night feelin sad but you don’t know why

John: wanna hop on cod?

Tyler: nah bro I got “late night painers”

by Painers January 17, 2021