Important story

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐Ÿ‘‡ this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that โ˜๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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Followed by ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
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important announcement

if you are in a place where you cant say fart, say this
"that was such a big important announcement, did you hear it?"
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German import

Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations
James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import
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Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.
โ€œMy Very Important Poo (VIP) didnโ€™t go to plan this morning and now Iโ€™m going to feel frustrated all day.โ€
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importent

What misunderstood importance makes of its followners.
It's not nice to be importent, because it's more important to be nice.
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Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
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