neko yume

An LSD dream simulator about cats.

"after playing Neko Yume, I got nightmares for days"

by Lé Hönque March 19, 2021

National plow a neko day

Monday august 16th through 18th you may smash your pet neko boy/girl

Oh its national plow a neko day? might aswell take a neko into the bedroom and show it how a good owner takes care of it to make it say NYA!

by Queen douglas August 16, 2021

kuro neko

Maybe the best episode in miraculous ladybug. Who knows?

Omg! I cant wait for kuro neko to come out!
Same dude! I hope theres a huge ladynoir scene at the end as well!

by yara <3 January 23, 2022

neko no hana

Cuntface on japanese

A) You fuckin' neko no hana
B) I love neko no hana's

by Sitrond February 02, 2018

Neko-Atrophied

When you've been playing Neko Atsume for so long that your entire body, aside from your thumbs, starts to waste away from lack of use.

"Hey man did you wanna come smashing mailboxes with me this evening?"
"Sorry guy, I'd love to, but since downloading this app my arms and legs have completely neko-atrophied!"

by Nynecho May 29, 2016

Neko Day

May 19th is a day where you must appreciate and provide head pats to all Neko Girls, and Cat Boys :3
And if you are a Neko Girl/Cat boy please harass people into giving you snuggles and cuddles and headpats.
This is all.
Thank you.

Cat Girl: Hey! Its May 19th!!
Guy: So...
Cat Girl: Its Neko Day! That means I need Snuggles >:3
Guy: okay *snuggles*
Cat Girl: Nya!

by Sensei-Lucario November 30, 2021

National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021