Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022