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Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
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:Einstein:

"To :Einstein:" generally occurs when somebody of lower intelligence keeps asking questions that are easily researchable; repeatedly and annoyingly.

Furthermore it can occur when a person makes what used to be refered to as a "Diahruian Statement", which may or may not include gross spelling mistakes and a lack of knowledge about the English language.
is sparta working guise ? :Einstein:

i have too monitors :Einstein:
by AdneDR October 22, 2017
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Einstein

Scomo when he decides that he is minister for everything.
Pedestrian News Headlines: "Hon. Einstein is now minister for everything. WHAT A BLOODY LEGEND"
by Daniiboyy12342644 October 22, 2022
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Sideline Einstein

When you chill with someone famous and get the surplus dome they pass up
Yo I ended up on Charlie sheens yacht and got some sideline Einstein from his sisters friend.
by samrentch January 1, 2023
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Albert Einstein Biog

Albert Einstein was a German mathematician and physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. In 1921, he won the Nobel Prize in Physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect. In the following decade, he immigrated to the United States after being targeted by the German Nazi Party. His work also had a major impact on the development of atomic energy. In his later years, Einstein focused on unified field theory. He died in April 1955 at age 76. With his passion for inquiry, Einstein is generally considered the most influential physicist of the 20th century.
Albert Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, in Ulm, Württemberg, Germany. He grew up in a secular Jewish family. His father, Hermann Einstein, was a salesman and engineer who, with his brother, founded Elektrotechnische Fabrik J. Einstein & Cie, a Munich-based company that mass-produced electrical equipment. Einstein’s mother, the former Pauline Koch, ran the family household. Einstein had one sister, Maja, born two years after him. Einstein attended elementary school at the Luitpold Gymnasium in Munich. However, he felt alienated there and struggled with the institution’s rigid pedagogical style. He also had what were considered speech challenges. However, he developed a passion for classical music and playing the violin, which would stay with him into his later years. Most significantly, Einstein’s youth was marked by deep inquisitiveness and inquiry.
Hey have you read the Albert Einstein Biog (biography)
by Probably a racist October 7, 2023
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