Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020