Uter Donor

A person whom carries and births a child but has no parental characteristics.

My Uter Donor is an alcoholic, drug addict, and whore.

by FabtechLodi August 18, 2019

Back Donor Camel Toe

Where the bum is big and shapely enough to give the outline of a camel toe if the girl doesn't have one to begin with. Usage

"Damn my eyes blurred and I though it was camel toe, but she is dummy thicc! Clear case of Back Donor Camel Toe!"

by CMeRolling March 3, 2024

Montclair Sperm Donor Centre

The Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a place where dreams are fulfilled, where fortunes are won and lost in the blink of an eye. Located deep within the bosom of the Southern end of the township of Montclair, CA, the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre is a glistening totem, a shining beacon, in a wasteland of gloomy dark tartarus. The site is open to all of Montclair's citizens, with the exception of Richard Burnish. Equipped with state of the art cum-extraction tools, you just have to sit back, and we do all the work. Currently hiring new custodian staff.

"I heard Evan is the janitor at the Montclair Sperm Donor Centre. I saw him sleeping on a pile of newspapers and Subway napkins in the closet after his shift ended."

by Evan The Cum Janitor October 31, 2022

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021