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National Gays Dress In Black Day 

June 20th every year is the day that any LGBTQ+ Member dresses in black to show pride to their sexuality
Character 1: Aye Bro Did You Know It’s June 20th

Character 2: Oh ya it’s national gays dress in black day I should go put on black clothes
New holiday, Every year on November 13th you must be as SUS As possible to your freinds, Famaly, boyfriend/girlfriend, Teachers anyone you come in contact with . You must be as SUS as possible for the entire 24 hours of the day and if you complete the entire day being sus to everyone you can then and ONLY then tell everyone its a holiday.
Get up dude its Gayyy day we have to be as sus as possible.

Gaynal Day

Gaynal Day is a holiday celebrated on may 23rd every year by high school students in louisiana. Encouraging individuals rights and the true reality of Sodomy in america. This event is meant
to spread awareness for sensual sodomy and a have a great time with your friends. Traditionally Gaynal Day is celebrated by eating out at a local restaurant with your friends and dressing in an Ugly/tacky Outfit to represent everyone’s differences.
Yo ethan, where we eating for Gaynal Day?
Gaynal Day by Dukery May 19, 2024

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about