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cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock
emily used the cum cleaver on herself!
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025
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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent
Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face
by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025
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Dumber than a bunch of cleaners

Being dumber than someone that pushes a broom and cleans toilets for a living.
If you got any stupider you would be dumber than a bunch of cleaners!
by Scott Putnam December 22, 2008
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