The arch-enemies of Mateus, God of the Universe. Super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. Origin unknown. Although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. They are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why Mateus made Earth a very unhappy place. Earth "zombies" are descended from them but much less powerful.
Mateus: "WTF!?!? What is with people falling in love just to have sex? Did they miss the point of hookers? They're gonna attract The Zombies and I'm gonna have to fight them then I'm gonna get all pissy and send a meteor planetside. Dang, all this talk of killing has got me horny. Let's go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?"
by Ninja13 February 23, 2008
by Akvavit December 12, 2008
by Zombie May 31, 2003
Somebody who's got their head up their ass, or just doesn't give a shit. Generally used in the work place.
I'm a zombie.
by Zombie December 08, 2003
Frankie was a very nice guy, social and polite, but since he tried some shot of cocaine, he slowly became like a mindless Zombie
by Pinball Wiz April 21, 2009
There occurance of someone drinking so much alcohol they become almost lifeless, acting solely on instinct. The victim may no longer be aware of their own existance. Being "zombied" or "zombification".
by Muloir May 19, 2006
by Jeremiahstraightballin July 23, 2008