bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"

That bloody wanker cut me off.

by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005

Grey Goose Wanker

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.

Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.

by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013

Pray for the Wicked

an album released in summer of 2018 by american rock band "Panic! at the Disco." most of their albums are a hit or miss, but this is a god damn hit! it has the billboard top 50 song "Say Amen (Saturday Night), as well as other amazing songs such as "Hey Look Ma, I made it," " Roaring 20s," "Dancings not a Crime," and "High Hopes." if you haven't checked it out, i extremely reccomend it

Me: Dude, listen to this new album by Panic! its called Pray for the Wicked
Friend: Ew, that shits emo.
Me: stfu. Get out now.

by EmoWhoIronicallyWatchesAnime August 29, 2018

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

Wanker Lanterns

The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.

"Oh look, an Audi driver has driven right up behind me with his Wanker Lanterns on."

by tomleecee August 24, 2011

Wicked Piss

Taking a piss that you have been wanting to do for some time and its almost better than sex

Can also be used causally to describe going for a piss

holy fuck that was a wicked piss

by sam-nz07 May 5, 2007

Wickedawesome

The process of something being so amazing it is practically unimaginable. One cannot even begin to comprehend how awesome the thing in question is.

That platypus is so wickedawesome

by Shagyver October 14, 2011