winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

winning

What Charlie Sheen is doing.

Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"

Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"

Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."

by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

Winning

Being Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm still winning!"

by African Chip Salesman March 27, 2011

winning

the song Hakuna Matata

disney songs rock, but hakuna matata is totally winning

by Mobo345346457432 July 11, 2011

WINNING

A phrase said when a hot chick walks by, you would say WINNING! to alert your buddies of what you see. Based off Charlie Sheen's phrase WINNING.

ME:(sees extremely hot chick)WINNING!
FRIEND:WINNING
ME:WINNING!
FRIEND WINNING!
ME:WINNER!!!

by Capt.Pryce July 17, 2011

Winning

What Republicans do.

Were going to keep winning, winning, winning.

by --Trump2020 November 15, 2018

Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019