Velcro underwear

When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound

Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear

Jb:ouch that sucks

by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019

Underwear Chewbacca

Noun. A really, really furry vagina, that it resembles a wookie coming out a. Happens when a woman does not shave her nether regions in years. The hair starts in the belly button and ends in the asshole. Usually resulting in only handjobs and blowjobs.

This is a girl i would whacka,

If it wasn't for her Underwear Chewbacca.

by BioShocker2 May 9, 2014

iNSTiGaToR oF uNDeRWeaR

a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.

or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"

I am the instigator of underwear, and your mom is not wearing any.

by ~blank~ January 16, 2009

mullet underwear

Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."

For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"

by Ham Hands Beth Lil Jib February 4, 2009

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF

Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023