A rainbow in the underwear 

A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants. This would consist of a brown stain, a yellow stain, and an off-white stain.

Jean Pierre Garnier never wipes his ass, so he has skid marks; he has also been known to have wetdreams almost nightly. A few months ago thirty people came to his house to scream at him. He pissed himself and a made a rainbow in his underwear.

A rainbow in the underwear by DLa April 6, 2005

when the underwear is sus

i fucking looked at a trash can

when the underwear is sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

when the underwear is sus by transdisciplinary September 15, 2021

old underwear 

Sleeping with someone you've slept with many times in the past. They are comfy and familiar and easy to slip into.

"I ran into Steve at the bar last weekend and I slipped right into that old underwear, but I haven't called him since."

old underwear by bittermel June 24, 2008

hostile underwear 

Underwear that creep up the crack of your rear end and you always have to adjust

I have to throw out these hostile underwear because they are driving me crazy all day.

hostile underwear by WinnipegZ May 19, 2010

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear 

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

shock underwear 

Shock Underwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids & railraod ties. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to them. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. They told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room and the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for them. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys.

shock underwear by freindly tip29 June 1, 2009

The shit stain on the underwear of life 

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

The shit stain on the underwear of life by blu3hat February 27, 2011