When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016
by Oure October 06, 2018
The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
by ds2014 March 05, 2014
a toilet paper hat
by poobert January 16, 2003
The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
by LooSeaAhh March 15, 2012
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank May 28, 2007
Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 06, 2010