What's in the box?

The most iconic thing someone can ever say to someone opening a box.

What's in the box?

What's in the box?

I SAID WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!

by Daze0621 January 13, 2019

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

Shut the box

A legendary and mysterious sexual act.Immensely pleasurable sexual activity mainly involving one male and one female; sometimes male on male or female on female. Most people will never experience the pleasure brought on by shutting te box in their lives

Dude, last night I shut the box so hard with Jenny. She didn't even know her name when we were done.

by Donkeys4423 November 14, 2010

Spear the Box

Term that defines the act of loading a bar’s juke box with horrible music just prior to your departure. This technique causes the remaining bar patrons to suffer through up to dozen horrible songs in rapid succession. The term ‘Spear’ refers to Britney Spears because several of her songs are commonly used when Spearing the Box. The most commonly used song is ‘…baby one more time’ because of the repeated chorus, ‘Hit me baby one more time’. After the 12th time this song is played even die hard patrons will flee from any bar.

I was at the brew pub last night and some dick kept playing country songs. So I said F this nonsense, I Speared the Box, and headed for home.

Or

Lets roll out of this dive... Ok give me a minute to Spear the Box.

by Kiffemt172 July 12, 2011

Fuck Shit Bitch in the Box

This is simply another name for Jack in the Box.

"Man I'm hungry, lets go to fuck shit bitch in the box"

by big JP June 12, 2008

top of the box

Elite in nature. Cream of the crop.

That new Porsche is top of the box.

by Mike Finley October 27, 2006

in the box

To be put in the pin, in the cell, jail cell.

Chris: Where's christian at?
Danny: Someone snitched him out and now he's locked up in the box

by ilickyousuck September 24, 2012