The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.
Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.
Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder
by Lildrav April 07, 2020
A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 17, 2020
a toilet paper hat
by poobert January 16, 2003
The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.
Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.
by LooSeaAhh March 15, 2012
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank May 28, 2007
Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 06, 2010