thesaurusize

To replace words in a sentence, phrase, or song with other words that mean the same thing. Implies poor results, or dumbing down. This is a common practice among hymnal editors of some denominations, who are apparently among the most clueless humans walking the earth.

There used to be an internal rhyme in the bridge, until the publishers thesaurusized it.

by Jay R July 1, 2005

Thesauresize

the·sau·ru·size

Verb
To compose a dissertation, including a vast amount of extravagant wording to give the work the illusion of high intelligence.

This definition is a theasauresization.

I'm surprised I only recieved an A- on my paper, considering I thesauresized the whole thing.

by Brandon TM January 6, 2008

Thesaurisize

To make a simple word more complex or otherwise sound smarter.

Person 1: The apple tastes good.

Person 2: Mann, you need to thesaurisize that bitch!

by BabyPuncher5000 January 18, 2011

Thesaurasize

The act of looking up words within a thesaurus, either online or otherwise, and gently supplanting them with other, more well-meaning words.

Such as, kennel with cage.

"Yo, whatchu up to, mah nigga?"

"Allow me to assist you in your quest of a better word, sir. Let us, thesaurasize. Let us look up a better, politer term in place of the ghetto, negative 'nigga'."

"How about I assist you in rearranging your face?"

"Nigga, it is."

by sparklez mcfarklz August 6, 2014

thesaurosexual

When your friend tells you their sexual labels and you have to google at least two of them.

I identify as a Poly, Pan, Demi, Grey. (polyamorous, pansexual, demisexual, greysexual.)

Yo, you're just a thesaurosexual.

by TeeKay2 October 12, 2022

theaurastraw

He carries a very dangerous iron hoe which is known as "The Pokey Pokey." Very scary player oh and he shitposts 24/7 lmao

"theaurastraw is cool"
"ikr"

by WEEWWER June 13, 2021

Thesaurusized

A) To use way too many words when just a few will do, thus, meekly, trying to project an image of experience and knowledge where such does not exists, or has been mis-integrated by the user, causing a belief it is quantity which rules, not the quality and directness of the prose or verbal discription, thus generating the stench of verbal or written diarrhea to permeate the area or writing.

When asked to write a one paragraph discription of his favorite class, the student thesaurusized it into a six page tome. The Admission Reader was not pleased.

by Joop February 19, 2006