A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.
The transmission fell out of my Porsche again
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Porschemug. Porsche is litterally one of the most awesome people you will get to know. They are very pretty and really easy going too. They are very funny and will always bring a smile upon your face. They are very sweet and really pretty too. Porsche is one of the people you only get to meet once in a life time and they are a great dancer too.ALSO KNOWS CAT DANCE
PORSCHE IS SO AWESOME
by UrLocalAwesome November 20, 2021
Get the Porschemug. when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.
if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough
if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough
I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner
by AssLicker8497 May 20, 2024
Get the Porsche Momentmug. The Porsche 959MK is a fictional rallycar appearing in the World Rally Championship and sometimes in the Paris-Dakar rally in the 1980s that is a rare version of the usual Porsche 959 and the 959K by being designed by Porsche itself to have an engine tucked way behind instead of in the front as it should be that is supplied with air by a powerfully complex turbocharger that is also spooled by a weirdo thing called 'Gyatt' that supplies the actual turbocharger AND the engine of the Porsche that is a flat-6, essentially making a weirdo kind of charger setup and configuration that is called the "Compound turbogyatt" configuration cuz of itself being compounded or having the ability to supply the 2 turbos by eachother as well.
Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)
Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)
The Porsche 959MK is my favorite car, cuz i like brainrot including gyatt and Skibidi fnr. I don't even focking know why, yet i have to wish that no one, not even a wacky-o Millia main from Guiltygear tries to eat my waffles in my breakfast just cuz i don't play GGSt and is playing Gran Turismo IV rn tho...
by GuiltyGearHunter109 April 20, 2024
Get the The Porsche 959MKmug. The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs
by ZYN ZYNNER May 4, 2024
Get the Buy The Porschemug. 
by razr rsr March 17, 2020
Get the porsche wankermug.