Food Purgatory

The act of being forbidden to receive food made by a coworker because you were being rude.

“Oh, you want to say something rude, well now you’re in food purgatory.”

by FP12345 April 11, 2020

turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.

"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "

by anonymous September 18, 2020

professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.

"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"

by Marwam September 27, 2013

Game Pigeon Purgatory

When you’re playing any Game Pigeon game (usually Crazy 8) with your friends and one of them leaves or turns their phone off, meaning they cannot complete their turn and you or your friends are trapped in an endless purgatory where nobody can move on to their turn because it cannot become their turn.

The only way to exit this Game Pigeon purgatory is to quit and make a new game, excluding the previously absent player.

Person #1: Wait, why isn’t Lauren going? It’s her turn.
Person #2: She turned her phone off. Nobody else can play now. Guess we’re trapped in a Game Pigeon Purgatory.
Person #1: Fuck Lauren

by muckslushie December 19, 2023

Gender purgatory

John S. Coined the term 'gender purgatory'

John S. Asked "how I knew I was trans?"

Me "I don't feel like a boy, I don't feel like a girl."

John S. "So your in gender purgatory?"

Me "I guess."

by ThineOlConiChi July 26, 2022

Purgatory

A place where souls go and wait to be judged by St. Peter. Think of it as a waiting room, or a personal realm to roam in until called.

Ex: Beetlejuice waiting for his number to be called.

A lot of times spirits/souls get lost or distracted on the way to the light and get stuck .

Just like the soldiers of the Civil War they are doomed to live their entire afterlife in an endless loop for all eternity.
Some were afraid of GOD or not religious enough, or came from families that didn't practice.
In Mexican Culture.....like CoCo....if you don't have family prayers to remember you that alone will keep your soul bounded to Earth.

Souls/Spirits need prayers and guides to help them to the light.

The lost soldiers are doomed to be in Purgatory if someone does light a candle for them to find their way to GOD.

by Ryn Devious September 15, 2022

Weather purgatory

When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.

Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!

by epiwonk May 17, 2022