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Located in the south east of England, consisting of 3 major cities which include: Portsmouth, Southampton, and Winchester
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
The towns include Eastleigh, Fareham, Totton, Basingstoke, Andover and many more.
The river running through the county is known as the 'River Itchen'
Only 1 Premier League club (Saints FC) is located in Hampshire and 1 former PL club (Portsmouth) which now plays in League 1. The football club representing Eastleigh FC and Aldershot Town plays in the top National League N/S division whilst Winchester FC plays in the Southern Football League Division One South. Totton FC plays in the Southern League Division one South
Hampshire is also home to Spack No.2, Spack No.4 and Spack No.3 - (only for university purposes however)
Have no idea about crime rate statstics despite me living here, but I would like to assume they are high because of the amount of knife crime related activities and car related crimes; also every place in Hampshire (excluding Southampton and Portsmouth) switch off their street lights in residential streets from 1-4 am which may not help the scenario
I bet you were looking for New Hampshire as in the US state, lmao there are minimal definitions about the real Hampshire, so I thought I'd make one my self and name it New Hampshire to gain it more attention!
by Jack Spank9049 June 26, 2022
Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.
*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*
by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021
The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022