Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018

texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.

hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019

ERDME’S MASSACRE II

ERDME’S MASSACRE II is one of the most unbelievably greatest movies of all time with thousands of absolute mad fights just in 5 minutes and 25 seconds, it’s about a dude named Erdme chan 69 always fighting this mysterious guy and he sends all his powerful minions and go kill Erdme.

Idiot 1 : yoo have you seen ERDME’S MASSACRE II?

Idiot 2 : yeahhh man i feel like i’m about to punch some random dude on the streets right now, hella hyped after that

by redactedyt November 3, 2021

chainsaw massacre

a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.

"Budd, she's a complete chainsaw massacre""

by experiencer December 25, 2009

clique massacre

A near-impossible sexual feat where one person has sex with every member of a social group or organization.

Did you hear about John? He fucked the entire cheerleading team! He pulled off a clique massacre!

by alskeixnsm May 28, 2015

The Great Area 51 Massacre

The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.

Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi

by EKD_145 July 15, 2019

boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009