Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk

Satan is a gonk

fuck is a gonk

by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022

Gonk

Bruno Bundey

Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk

by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022

Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s

im gonna gonk you

by tryzz August 1, 2021

Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.

“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”

by BandoBran August 1, 2021

Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021