faf

faf stands for fake ass friend or fake ass fan.

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He told me he wasn’t going to the party, but he’s there right now. What a faf!
by livlily September 04, 2019
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just plain and simple, there is no definition, its just "FAF!!" Could also be known as a techno slap..
Faf!! Faf..faf..faffety faf
by the glosso cru December 28, 2004
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FAF

"Faded as fuck"

When you're super stoned.

Can be used with the ending "ed" = faf'ed
"I am faf right now."

"Im gonna be faf tonight"

"wanna get faf'ed?"
by dfresh645 February 24, 2012
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by trickyð June 08, 2010
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faffing

Fuck a fresher - FAF

New students at UK universities are known as freshers to FAF is to fuck a fresher and is a common past time for students in freshers week (the first week of the year)

FAF is usually used in form FAFFING
Fancy a night of FAFFING?
Shall we pop out for a FAF?

I'm going down to the students union for some FAFFING!
by fafmeister September 17, 2009
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faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).
Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'
by Lesiurama15 January 15, 2012
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An acronym for: Fool Around Friend
aka a friend with benefits aka you just get it on with that person and that's about as far as things go..

the archenemy of a FAF would be a relationship or a couple or some shit like that
That girls a hoe she's everyone's faf.

we're not a couple, we're just fafs.

by LillianR.A. May 11, 2006
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