by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
Egypt guy: I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for ya is they give you the property
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-
by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead January 09, 2025
by basicallymermaid January 22, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
by TheGravelOfASoler January 23, 2025
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.
Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.
Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.
Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
by EgyptianCitizen February 01, 2011
Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021