Dipleptic

To be a massive retard

Man, I feel so dipleptic right now.

Are you from the DIPLEPTIC-NATION???

uHH Hello? Is this the dipleptic isle?

Story of a Dipleptic...
"Where is the dipleptic clinic for depleptics?", (I Said)
"Oh, the dipleptic section is right over there :).", (Admin Said)
"OhHh ThHankkK Yyouu I almosT FukiN Lost Ay?", (I Said)
*5 mins later
"Finally the dipleptic doctor", (I Said)
"Yes yes now if you follow me you fucking dipleptic", (Doctor)
"Righto", (I Said)
*They both sit in their seats
"SO... these readings show that you are terminally fucking dipleptic". (Doctor)
"Fuuuuuuck", (I said)
The End............

by BoxBoi September 22, 2020

diploshitic

being diplomatic, even when it's obvious that the other side doesn't give a shit what you want

we tried being diplomatic so we could tell the rest of the world how great we were. they didn't seem to be interested, or give a sh*t. it was like we were diploshitic.

by Dan 060 September 4, 2021

Dripless Skeleton

A term used to define the lacking drip of a person or group, mainly used to describe someone who has so little drip, they look like a skeleton.

"God dayum, Tyrone be lookin like a dripless skeleton"

by Ashurel October 2, 2021

Dipesh

Dipesh loves milfs ,
Better hide your mum
Or
Be prepared to be brother/sister.

P1:Have you heard about Dipesh?

P2:Yeah he is my dad.

P3:what a coincidence.

by Fatrabbbit November 22, 2021

dilesia

She the most loving person in the world. Caring and selfless. A hard worker, but geographically challenged. Dilesia’s can be a great wife.

Damn he got himself a Dilesia!

by My slice November 22, 2021

Diptesh

The nicest boy you’ll meet. Diptesh always goes out of his way for his friends and family. A hardworking and caring boy, he’s always there for you when you need him. Popular among the ladies, Diptesh always leaves a trail of broken hearts, wherever he goes. Diptesh is yet to feel a majority of the emotions known to humankind but his lame jokes will always make you cry. The king of bad luck and stupidity, Diptesh always finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he doesn’t reply to you, he’s probably eating or sleeping

How many more hearts is Diptesh going to break?

by Athena0908 November 22, 2021

Diptesh

The nicest boy you’ll meet. Diptesh always goes out of his way for his friends and family. A hardworking and caring boy, he’s always there for you when you need him. Popular among the ladies, Diptesh always leaves a trail of broken hearts, wherever he goes. Diptesh is yet to feel a majority of the emotions known to humankind but his lame jokes will always make you cry. The king of bad luck and stupidity, Diptesh always finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he doesn’t reply to you, he’s probably eating or sleeping

How many more hearts is Diptesh going to break?

by Athena0908 November 22, 2021