Confederate Trash

noun: A person or people who believe in or willingly uphold a Patriarchal focused society, propagating discriminatory principles which have repeatedly been debunked including white supremacy, misogyny, eugenics, bigotry, etc.

Despite what it’s name may suggest, Confederate Trash is representative of an entire problematic narrative instead of a region- so anyone may be considered Confederate Trash anywhere they need to be identified as such! This term can be globally recognized for describing a nuisance brought upon by extremism.
Boy: “Women need to shut their legs if they don’t want problems!”

Girl: “okay Confederate Trash”
by ThePageMaister June 29, 2022
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Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022
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Confederate Sub

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.
It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.
by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022
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