Choisexual 

Someone that is normally straight, but would have a homosexual relationship with someone with the last name Choi.

Dang that guy David Choi is really hot... I finally realized I'm a choisexual.

Choisexual by John Sherlock June 4, 2025

Claresexual 

(adj./noun)

1. A person who finds themselves hopelessly, exclusively, obsessed with someone named Clare.

2. Symptoms may include uncontrollable smiling upon sighting of Clare, a sudden craving for marriage and the belief that all humans pale in comparison

3. Often described as a terminal condition, with no known cure and no desire for such.

“What are your pronouns”
“Oh I’m full blown Claresexual”

Claresexual by Owaliver September 7, 2025