caucasian fuckery

An injustice done to a person place or thing by a white person.

There she goes with her Caucasian fuckery again.

by Fishingwoman August 16, 2023

Caucasian

A great way to describe cocaine and people have no clue . . . . Until now . . . .

Hey, you know if Caucasian is around?

by LAURENT LÉVÊQUE September 3, 2023

Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.

Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!

by E.A.M. July 25, 2023

Caucasian Blasian

A person who is multiracial, being the races; Caucasian, White and Asian.

My friend is a Caucasian Blasian, his nationalities are Vietmanese, African and Australian.

by Realzy227 February 26, 2022

Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

by Crankytdog November 16, 2021

Caucasian

An asian but with cock

Micheal Reeves ain't no bloody caucasian, he hot tho.

by Youvepro Bablyseenabucket December 12, 2020

vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia

guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"

by farfanoogal team May 25, 2018