Boston Creampie 

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

Boston Creampie by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Boston Creampie 

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.

Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!

Boston Creampie by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017

Boston Creampie 

When a man fills a woman’s vagina with clam chowder.

Tommy stuffed my pink harbah full of clam chowdah last night. He gave me the warmest Boston creampie evah.

Boston Creampie by Userjaymes June 3, 2019

Boston Creampie 

When Mark Wahlberg fucks you good and gives you a creampie in the golden globes womens bathroom

1. yeah, he gave me the real Boston cream pie😍🥲
2. Omg I saw mark Wahlberg last night at the club and he gave me a Boston creampie

Boston Creampie by Princesstwinkletoez💅 January 19, 2022

Boston creamsicle 

Heat up an apple in a microwave (not too hot). The apple gets warm and softens up a bit, a guy cuts a hole in the apple, and has his way with the apple. After nutting in the apple, replace the core from the hole that was cut out. While partaking in food play in the bedroom, smash the softened, nutted in apple over your partners head. Following the explosion of apple and cum ask “how do you like them apples”?

My girl said she was craving something sweet so I smacked her with a Boston creamsicle.

Boston creamsicle by ShameyP May 7, 2022

Boston Creampie 

A crème and chocolate bagel like thing.

Definition: when cum (white/crème) and shit (brown/chocolate) become mixed together in side rectum (like the enclose bagel)

Me: I’m about to cum in your ass
Her: wait! Your dick is too deep in my ass I feel like I’m about to shit
Me: Do it!
Her: *Does it*
Me: haha babe check this out it looks like the Boston Crème Pie we had at the restaurant

Her: oh my gosh it does)

When you’re f’n someone in the ass and they start to shit you as you cum.

Boston Creampie: Cum and shit mixed together inside the rectum

Baby when you cum I’m going on shit on your dick and give you a Boston crème pie

Boston Creampie by theBURRS July 21, 2022

Boston Creampie 

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

Boston Creampie by abbycockbane January 17, 2023