The name of a high-maintenance girlfriend that a Muslim boy is successfully hiding from his parents but is utterly failing to hide from his own cohort/ friend group.
Example 1:
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
Person 1: You see Ahmad over there? he has been smiling all day while on his phone.
Person 2: I dunno who he keeps texting
Person 3: Ha G, he be texting his shawty, I saw on the screen, its "Jessica"
Example 2:
Person 1: Why do you want to get married young cuz? people get married around 42 years old.
Person 2: Those people delay marriage because they are doing haraam things.
Person 3: Dang Jessica, spreading fitna everywhere.
by terranous August 09, 2022
by Anonymous11112222333344445 September 03, 2019
Huge fool. She is silly and really smart though! She might blab out some of your secrets.... She is a good friend but easily triggered. A Jessica shouldn't be fully trusted... She will ignore you for the dumbest reasons and will laugh at you for doing this or liking that. SHE HATES BOYS and is probably a lesbian.
Girl: hey Jessica I think I like Lucas
Jessica: o cOoL
Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life
Mia : tells the whole school
Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress
Jessica: o cOoL
Jessica: tells Mia and Kelly her bff's for life
Mia : tells the whole school
Girl1: embarrass so she going to be depress
by cookie chocolatebar January 10, 2020
by CPM kidz February 22, 2020
by BerryScaryMonster October 24, 2019
Anything that Jessica says or does that cannot be explained reasonably. A made up word, or questionable action.
The girl not being able to count to three, did a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
Running down the halls singing is a jessicaism.
by Jessica shoeless April 03, 2008
by LOL guess? December 03, 2011