James

Usually likes to be a normie but is secretely a snake and won't admit to it
That guy there is a real james
by Leshreck November 4, 2018
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James

James usually a tall white dude that has freckles and is suicidal. He is not a good friend and usually puts people down he is a total asshole. James is know for his tallness and freckles.
James is so mean
by Names Def October 9, 2017
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James

a gay looser who is definetly a homosexual he likes to eat dick
by xXx_d4nkm3m3s_xXx September 2, 2017
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james

Best effing friend ever.
Amazing much?
total cutie.
Woah, theres my bffl right there yo.

I love my james!
by Samiaha October 14, 2009
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James

A hilarious, loyal, charming, and intelligent man, with a myriad of fascinating insights and facts to share. He seeks truth to the point of perpetually dealing with cognitive dissonance, and the points and questions he poses are a Holy Hand Grenade to thy brain. As much as he is reluctant to admit it: he is quite obsessed with Russia, he is a hopeless romantic, and he doesn’t take himself too seriously. He has a great head of hair, and he is genuinely a chivalrous feminist, who appreciates women holistically, empowering them while also being willing to mildly inconvenience himself on their behalf (such as opening the door for a girl on her side of the car, before going around the car to the other side so he can get in, even when she continuously forgets his act of chivalry will obliviously scoot to the other side.) He is a proud Economist, Tory, and history buff, and he is basically a twenty-first century Eugene Fitzherbert. He has amazing taste in film and literature, and he made up his own slanguage. There are an infinite amount of other praises to be expressed about this man, but one tends to get so overwhelmed with what already comes to mind, that one’s brain will get overloaded. If you have a James in your life, don’t let him go. If you have a James like the one described above as your boyfriend, definitely don’t let him go (but sucks for you sista, cause I don’t plan on violating this advice. He’s mine.)
“Oh, so you’re feeling bored and like you can’t trust anyone to prioritize truth over bias— sounds like James is what is missing from your life.”
by bettylongstocking March 13, 2021
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Jame

Someone who has a microscopic penis and likes to suck off dudes
Garet: that dude Jame is gay don't get me started on his microscopic penis

Harry: alie bro he needs to be stopped with all that gay shit
by Whodatwasteyute March 9, 2018
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James

A whore who likes to sniff queefs
Ew james.
by N3lxv October 18, 2017
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