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eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”
“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse
by slumpchump March 31, 2024
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The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
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grey mouse

Woman that lookswise typically flies under the radar and doesn't use her potential. This can be intentional or by accident.
"Becky’s cute, but man, she really doesn’t try at all."
"If she just put in like 20% effort she’d be an absolute 9. Total grey mouse right now."
by captainmoregain November 24, 2025
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Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.
"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"
by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025
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Mouse

A conjunction for Mid (middle) and House. This is used when referring to a fraternity’s rank on campus.
TKE is Mouse they will never be Touse
by Drewbie5 December 14, 2025
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