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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
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Salty Nutsack Licker

Pertaining to an individual who seemingly enjoys or is in someway privy to the act of licking a salty nutsack which may be homosexual in design.
"You salty nutsack licker ... I came in that side first!"
by Warcoxx III May 29, 2018
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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
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honky ass licker

definition:
An Alternian slur often used by goldbloods.
2orry ii hadnt pegged you a2 a honky a22 liicker but ii 2hould have known better.
(urbandictionary is being dumb, it requires me to use the phrase honky ass licker in here)
by geese_official December 20, 2019
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Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes
Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021
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Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!
That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.
by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022
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