tank tough

A term for a phony tough guy who acts like he owns the gym. Often smells bad from wearing the same clothes and cant wipe his own ass and has cheesy tattoos. Will use steroids, plastic surgery and any other short cut to impress people. While most people snicker behind their back you often find him posing in pictures with his shirt off and looking in the mirror thinking he's an adonis.

Check out that guy in the skull t-shirt grunting and slamming weights on the ground, hes tank tough.

by RRDawg March 16, 2011

Tanked

When a person stops in the middle of a hookup to tell the other person that he/she is into someone else, usually to let the person getting tanked (the tankie) know that the hookup is only casual and won't go anywhere

Boy: Hey, I'm really enjoying this makeout session and all but just so you know Catherine and I might be getting back together soon.

Girl: Did I just get tanked?

by Rebecca Nire April 25, 2014

Filled the tank

To have ejaculated some premium oil inside a fine women

Oh boys, filled the tank tonight, but it so jokes because I don't know who she is.

by PetroCanada69 September 28, 2014

Ethyl and Tank

A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from

Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank

someone with a huge penis

girl he has a huge tank

by Conner Mclavin December 12, 2023

tank

Tank is a name to describe a person with a pure heart . He may seem like some ordinary person at first glance, but he's better. he's funny, talented, and most of all supportive. Even if deep down he really doesn't care for your hobby, he at least listens to you. whenever you see a tank, remind them of how good they are and that they truly deserve so much more than what the world has to offer

"hey look at my buddy! Don't worry, he's such a tank"

by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021