Tanking

When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.

Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....

by Mark-Shadows October 31, 2009

Tanking

To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.

Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!

by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016

Tanking

The action of holding two beers in one hand.

Every time I see Webb he's tanking

by Willt987 March 23, 2015

Fish Tank

A euphemism used to describe the sounds of a water pipe, in order to circumvent reporting/recording in the Playstation Party Chat.

Bro, listen to this new Fish Tank I just bought

*Rips tube over mic*

by Steve Downes November 22, 2020

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Tanked

Used on Stan Twitter as another word for flop, with flop being another word for commercial failure.
Tanked is also used for words such as declined, with the first and second definition going hand in hand.

Chart Tea: Megan Thee Stallion's Hiss on the hot 100: 13 (-12)

OnikaOnTop: No Nicki, no clout, no success. Anyways, Piss tanked.

MegansLaw: Where is big foot? Also tanked!

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by Tay1989Luv February 23, 2024