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by xmhrt_ August 21, 2021
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Painfully Perfect

When someone is so perfect its painful.

Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Person 1: They're just...

Person 2:...painfully perfect?

Person 1: exactly!
by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021
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Perfect butt

Yes, I know it sounds crazy, but the perfect butt exist.
It actually resides in Spain.
It owner is Bella Noor Bouzar Aboura; if you see her with it, you are not allowed to take any photos.
Damn girl, you have a similar butt to the perfect butt.
by Playboi Carti's Husband November 21, 2021
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the perfect crime

Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy
Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime
by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005
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perfect bitch

A horrible horrible song by Fredro Starr host of the infamous television show Dance 360 if anyone ever tries to make you listen to it take a 180 degree turn and run.
If I could make the perfect bitch, she would look just like this...
by Jr0d March 21, 2005
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The Perfect Storm

When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.
Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!
by billybobbitchtits January 7, 2011
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Mr Perfect

A guy with curly hair, plays the sax, gets all the ladies, and is afraid of germs (because he is perfect and cannot get sick)
by Gaysh February 17, 2009
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