admin monkey

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008

cuche monkey

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009

Peel money

The act of counting large sums of money. Often times the individual will lick his finger and then count the money to avoid sticky bills.

Mike: "Hey whats been going on?"

Jim: "All i do is fuck bitches and peel money."

by Curtissss February 16, 2009

crud monkey

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

by jraek May 14, 2009

turd mongoler

turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.

needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.

by master mongolersonsville May 30, 2009

Da Money Train

A reference for the hallucinogenic drug DMT.

DMT (full name Dimethyltryptamine) is a powerful hallucinogen, originally sourced from Amazonian plants but now produced synthetically. It is one of a number of drugs known as short-acting tryptamines. Its sister, 5-Meo-DMT is up to 10 times more powerful, but highly toxic. Both drugs have quick and very intense hallucinogenic effects. DMT comes in crystalline form and is usually smoked from a pipe or bong in very small doses.

Yo Bro, turn on the lights. We about to ride Da Money Train.

by RidenDatTrain! November 24, 2009

surprise money

when you find any amount of money greater that 4 cents in the pockets of clothing accessories that have been worn previous days.

I was short one dollar for that hot dog... but sure enough... surprise money... i found a $10 bill in my jacket.

by buttblast3000 January 27, 2010