If your name is Jose Ochoa then you are most likely balding really bad. Your probably got expelled from 5 schools.
by Young-Gawet November 20, 2019
Get the Jose Ochoamug. You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
by 3 and also a half of a bear May 20, 2018
Get the Jose'mug. Jose is a pretty boy with beautiful brown eyes. he tries so hard for everyone and he’s perfect in every way shape and form he makes me so happy and I love him more than anything.<3
Jose is a person he’s so perfect and his name slips off the tounge with such grace I wish he knew how perfect he is.
by quicknix November 19, 2021
Get the Josemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Yo, ANgel JOse RObles NO Te Hices Nada<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Jose is that lonely nigga with his finger on tha trigger who smokes a bunch of dope and has a cat named glacier.
Jose is very smelly man
by Dumbgaynigga November 2, 2019
Get the Josemug. .
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Like《¤》Messenger《¤》Ground《¤》Road《¤》Oak《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Was《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》I《¤》wAs《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》i《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》I《¤》waS《¤》doinG《¤》mug. A fat slob who is so fat that he has been known to drive buffets out of business. He is the reason there is no more Ponderosa here in Milwaukee.
by tommyin2011 September 9, 2015
Get the Jose Muñozmug.