Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.

That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.

by OTH21 May 17, 2018

Danny

Small Cock. Usually puts a tampon in his butt for protection against Covid. Hasn’t come out of the closet yet. Gives amazing Guak Guak 3000 triple hand saliva twists.

Oh who’s that over there ?

That’s Danny!

I should ask him to blow my pepperoni stick!

Good idea he’s very talented at that.

I can’t wait !!

by John Wall September 26, 2021

Danny

Danny is so handsome and has a 12 inch slong

Wow u seen dannys slong

by Andrewpeter12 November 22, 2021

Danny

Also goes by Dan. Dans tend to be incredibly wrong. Especially when it comes to knowing what generations and micro generations are.

Anyone: There is a micro generation called 'xenial'.
Danny: I'M GENERATION X!

by JG1980GenXenial March 3, 2022

Danni

A big sexy person with excellent hair and taste in music. They have a dick that goes further into your ass than their hairline goes into their forehead. Very fast in bed

Person: danni is so hot

by the sp@nish inquisition July 22, 2021

Danny

A white guy who wears 60 chains and sells cheap weed

Yo Danny lemme get some of that dope

by Aaronbruhh February 20, 2019

Danny

A Danny is someone who always cares for others and feels the need to be a leader. He usually likes to keep a tampon in his butt for extra protection against Covid. Most Danny’s haven’t came out of the closet yet, but strive to find an easy way of letting everyone know. Overall, Danny’s are fun people, and know the right time to give a man the guak guak 3000 triple hand combo twist.

Person 1 = Oh who’s that over there ?

Person 2 = That’s Danny!

Person 1 = Damn I should go get a guak guak 3000 triple hand combo twist from him.

Person 2 = yea I’ve heard he’s really good at those!

Person 1 = Shit I can’t wait, the pleasure will be immaculate!!

by John Wall September 26, 2021