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Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".
Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?
by FusedZamae March 6, 2025
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Remote Controller

a Controller (accountant in charge of finance department) that works from home is a Remote Controller
I used to work in the office every day but now i am a remote controller
by SBach18 March 14, 2025
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Alexander Conroy

Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
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by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
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microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"
by john blinker September 28, 2025
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Taking control

When you want to become a woman finger someone's pussy then put your hand in then put your arm in do this for the other arm and put your legs inside than crawl inside your dick will feel a wave of pleasure as a sticky substance coats you and you take control of the woman but don't do en passant because you will be coated with piss you can do the same for to become a guy by crawling into his ass instead
I was tired of pretty private and decided to try Taking control .I seduced a woman and fucked her after that I started fingering her she moaned "it's not enough" than I put my arm in she moaned "daddy more more" than I did this for my other arm and she moaned my name by the time I put my legs in and crawled into her pink wet pussy.after I crawled in I felt this wave of pleasure as i fused with her and a sticky substance washed over me than I woke up as her
by L000 October 25, 2025
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