Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
by BC01 May 19, 2025
Get the Barney Banksmug. by Jeffery’s girl March 24, 2023
Get the Bank Walkingmug. 
Similar to a Sugar Daddy, except the boy is the same age as the girl or slightly younger. Usually in their late teens-mid 20s, usually treating a girl for a higher social status or sexual favors
Girl 1: "Why does she even try to like him, it's so obvious she doesn't."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
Girl 2: "Two words, Boy Bank."
by DazzTheCornerKid April 22, 2018
Get the Boy Bankmug. your bank of slang terms. no one really cares if you are rich in the bank but at least maybe you get some respect. often it can be an embarrassment. See figure 1.
figure 1:
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea
You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?
You: always been lit.
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: hey can you spill the tea
You: bet ofc. its all thats rad. i can't deal with that emo kid. such a karen i say, with no cap. i ship her with that tool tyler. once i opened a note she passed and it said CU46. wtf get a room. hes also the guy with the molly at that darty last weekend. we told him it was lowkey but hes a crunk. that was tubular though. anyway, wanna come over for a little cheeba?
you're not so tope buddy in the seat to the right of you who unfortunately is also a brony: ok bet. please lay off the cringe. hey since when has your slang bank been so titanic?
You: always been lit.
by verycreativeps3udonym September 22, 2021
Get the slang bankmug. Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018
Get the Canadian Bank Robberymug.