swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333

kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

UR MUM

What you say when you have nothing to do when you get roasted.

Well, Guess what, UR MUM

by SUSSyBAKacough January 15, 2022

Call Mum

When someone does something or says something only because someone else reminded them or forced them to. This is usually in the context to "make things right/better", when they haven't thought of it themselves. Like when siblings tell each other to "Call Mum" cause it will make her happy but they don't always think to do it.

Eg. 1 Call Mum
He - "I miss you"
She - "Oh I miss you too"
He - "Did you just call mummed me?"

Eg.2 Call mum
Dan: "It's Jake's birthday today"
Rob: "Happy Bday Jake!"
Jake: " Thanks. Did you actually remember or were you called mommed?"

by Noeanais28 March 31, 2020

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

ur mum

a slut;an old hag

what u doing

:ur mum

by emo2419 January 11, 2020