Pot head who passes out while he's sitting up on a chair and passes out when he says he gonna chill with you
Or friend who constantly passes out on you or comes to hang out with only to pass he enjoys passing out on your couch on your chair and you bed. If he's not passed out at your place he's passed out at another another place. He habitually passes out bit will not never admit to it
Or friend who constantly passes out on you or comes to hang out with only to pass he enjoys passing out on your couch on your chair and you bed. If he's not passed out at your place he's passed out at another another place. He habitually passes out bit will not never admit to it
V:hey where's jose wasn't he suppose to hang out with us tonight?
M:you know what jose is doing right now.
V:.....passed out?
M: passed out
M:you know what jose is doing right now.
V:.....passed out?
M: passed out
by Greed117 December 12, 2018
Get the Josemug. Jose, just give me a chance already, my blue eyed booger man 👅. Jose is a little JROTC kid who wants to join the marines and is also a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. He be letting himself get played by all these girls that just want him for his appearance but I like him for literally everything. No but seriously, when you have enough “time for yourself” and are ready for a relationship, I’m here, I care about you so much but you were so oblivious to see just how much I care about you. He is a very funny (although his humor is kinda mean 😀), kind, smart and a daddy (idc if you don’t like that word). Idk if you’ll ever seen this but hopefully you aren’t dumb enough to not know it’s me you little rat.
Have you seen that Jose kid? Scream that you love communists in his face.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
Hey Jose, give that girl a chance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
Get the Josemug. Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024
Get the Juan Jose Lopezmug. .
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