Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
Get the The kentucky fried chicken fuckermug. What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.
Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"
by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018
Get the Don't eat my fries.mug. 
a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio
by Thinkingship April 23, 2012
Get the pies and friesmug. by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023
Get the deep fried goat ballsmug. by shittdickpromo August 21, 2022
Get the Deep fried hot dogmug. 