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The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.
*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.
by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012
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Squirrel shit nuts

1. Being undeniably crazy
Person 1: I broke up my girlfriend.
Person 2: Probably for the best, she was Squirrel shit nuts
by thunder_Ol86 December 13, 2012
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on some freak shit

When one of your boys is trippin or bein random
My boy tony is on some freak shit hahah
by anna doneandgun October 18, 2013
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Flying Rhino Shit

The act of taking such a huge shit in the toilet that people often refer to it as a flying rhino.
man I just finished taking a flying rhino shit and now my ass is bleeding all over the place
by Susitende November 27, 2011
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24 Hour Shit

When your girlfriend breaks up with you, waits a short period of time (Usually one day, but no longer than a week) and then decides she wants to date again, then breaks up with you 24 hours later.
Yo, bro - That bitch pull that 24 hour shit on you man?

Yeah dude, she did. But atleast I fucked her one last time.
by Fap_Slap September 13, 2011
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shit your cheerios

True story...

33 years ago I was 8 years old sitting in front if the tv with the last bowl of honey nut cheerios in front of the tv... my brother comes over naked and lifts his butt cheek to blow a fart in my direction... a drop of shit landed plop in my cheerios... "oh my God! MOM!!! <insert brothers name here> JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY CHEERIOS!". He would say i shit in your cheerios. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE USED. TRUE STORY.
"i shit your cheerios" The cheerios dont have to be honey nut.
by ShitInYourCheerios August 31, 2017
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Bad shit son

Typically Said after a night of explosions at the yard a m80 at the damn or just flying down 95 with your infinity about to explode
Man did you see d man shoot the glock off the causeway man that’s bad shit son
by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019
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